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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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