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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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