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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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