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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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