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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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