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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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