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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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