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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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