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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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