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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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