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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃
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