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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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