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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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