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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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