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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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