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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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