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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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