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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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