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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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