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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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