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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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