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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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