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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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