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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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