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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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