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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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