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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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