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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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