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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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