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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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