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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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