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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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