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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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