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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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