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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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