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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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