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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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