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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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