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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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