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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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