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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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