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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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