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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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