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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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