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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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