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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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