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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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