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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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