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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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