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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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