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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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