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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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