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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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