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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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